I'm not on the laughing side.
I'm not on the laughing side.
Kate, 18, Scottish.

I couldn’t help myself [Insp by this post]

Was this really an act of kindness?

I was being selfish.

Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?

goddamnitobama:

never trust a girl who doesn’t put on her bra backwards and then twist it round to the front

vexingholmes:

why people said skulduggery pleasant came back as a skeleton:

  • his rage was strong enough to keep his consciousness in his body even after death
  • the necromancer magic keeping him from dying didn’t protect his body from being burned away so he only had his bones left

why skulduggery pleasant actually came back as a skeleton:

  • the universe could not pass up the opportunity to make the guy named skulduggery into a walking skeleton

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

swarley-daggers:

I still read this as a telepathic conversation between them. I mean, that’s literally what it looks like to me.

miss-nerdgasmz:

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

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dontbearuiner:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

landofpyramidsandneon:

I love Rooster Teeth, I don’t even seek it out but their material ends up on my dash like magic. All of the material. All of it.

tomhiddleston-gifs:

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I’d like to thank Jeremy Renner for remaining my knight in shining armor.